Crinkle – Chapter Six

Crinkle – Chapter Six Mummy was right; no one mentioned the noisy rustling, crinkly sound as he walked by. Crinkle In fact it was safe to say, most people had their own problems and Ryan’s little noise predicament wasn’t one of them. The firm seemed to be going through some changes and everyone was on … Read more

Crinkle – Chapter Three

Crinkle – Chapter Three Ryan slowly woke up; his favourite pants now feeling hot and sweaty as they clung heavily around his waist. The plastic material had created a little ‘sweat-room’ and he could feel his skin sliding against the slippery shield. The crinkle was dulled. He much preferred it when it was loud and … Read more

An Old Problem – Chapter Twenty-One

An Old Problem – Chapter Twenty-One I suppose the main thing was that Doctor Ames had been proved correct in her assumption that there was more to my situation than just being frightened of thunder. Indeed, that there were other underlying factors to do with both physical and mental issues… and a new one was … Read more

An Old Problem – Chapter Seventeen

An Old Problem – Chapter Seventeen For the past few weeks Britain had been experiencing a rather wonderful spell of superb warm weather. Of course there had been sporadic storms here and there (with my current problem as a result) but by and large, it had been perfect for most people.  Despite the equally sporadic … Read more

An Old Problem – Chapter Fifteen

An Old Problem – Chapter Fifteen With that thought in my head I followed Mrs Patel to Mrs Dewhurst office, which had obviously been established as the place any changing would take place. I’d apparently missed something over the past couple of hours because my boss didn’t even bat an eyelid as I was ushered … Read more

An Old Problem – Chapter Fourteen

An Old Problem – Chapter Fourteen The crowds had gathered outside the house as I returned victorious from the Honours Ceremony carrying the ‘Best Ever’ golden award for all to admire. The streets had been lined with a cheering throng as I carried the glorious statuette in the open-topped limo. More applause and whistles grew … Read more

An Old Problem – Chapter Twelve

An Old Problem – Chapter Twelve I don’t know who was surprised more by this sudden and copious expulsion. Of course, it had been accompanied by an almost silent wet fart but mum knew immediately what had happened. “Oh sweetie… this can’t be good.” She hugged me tightly and another splurge was forced from my … Read more

An Old Problem – Chapter Ten

An Old Problem – Chapter Ten Checking out time was 11.00 and after a very nice cooked breakfast we were on our way home by 10.45. Of course I’d woken up absolutely saturated so after a ‘shit and shower’ mum slipped me into a fresh disposable plus those very ‘robust’ rubber pants and I was … Read more

An Old Problem – Chapter Six

An Old Problem – Chapter Six I watched the new comedian and thought he was very funny. A young guy from Scotland, gay and whose accent took some getting used to but his observations were spot on. However, by 10.30 I could feel my early morning catching up and decided bed was probably the best … Read more

An Old Problem – Chapter Four

An Old Problem – Chapter Four “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… what had mum and Mrs Dewhurst talked about?” Mum seemed to have been in there ages. In fact, it must have been quite some time because I’ve wet my nappy in nervous anticipation whilst waiting for her to come out. … Read more