Baby Care Class

Baby Care Class

Paradise private College, how the hell I wound up going here I don’t know. Most of my grades suck, and I barely attended high school anyway. The only reason I’m even going to this college is by some miracle my mother sent in a college application that got excepted.

“Look! You can either go to the school or get the fuck out of my house!” my mom yelled at me the day I said I wouldn’t go. “All you do if fuck off and don’t work. The only people in this house that get to do that are kids in school, the sick, or the retired!”

I will admit that I may not have been the best son. But hell, having a rare condition that makes you look 4 feet tall will make you hate the world.

I’m not a dwarf, per say, I’m just the first with a new rare genetic disorder that stopped me from growing. I just look like an average person was shrunk down. Heck if it wasn’t for the facial hair I have then most people would assume I’m a child. Which has happened to me more than once!

So my mother made me a deal. She would pay for the school, an apartment for me and give me a 200 dollar allowance for food every two weeks if I went. However, I must attend classes. If I miss classes more than four times without a doctor’s note, she will cut all ties with me.

So because I didn’t want to work yet, I decided to go. Plus who doesn’t like going to college parties? So I traveled nearly two states away just for school.